Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a library.
Ned: It's been a while since I've been in a
'lie berry'.
Pons: LI B-R-A-R-E RY.
Ned: Yeh? You feeling okay, Pons? You
got rapture of the lie berry or
somethin'?
Pons: No. I was just pronouncing the
word correctly..
Ned: Sure, it's a fun word. LIE BERRY.
Pons: No, that's wrong. It's like prairie,
not berry.
Ned: The lie berry is like a prairie?
Pons: No, Ned. It isn't like a prairie.
It's pronounced that way.
Ned: LIE PRARIE? I don't think so,
Pons.
Pons: Let's just get a book.
Ned: How about Stephen King?
Pons: I haven't read a Stephen King
novel since Carrie.
Ned: Old girl friend?
Pons: Who?
Ned: Sherry.
Pons: No, it's Carrie.
Ned: Like in CARRY OUT.
Pons: Right.
Ned: So, Carrie's out. What
happened with you two?
Pons: There is no Carrie.
Ned: Right. So did you dump her or
did she boot you.
Pons: Carrie is a novel by Stephen King.
Ned: Gee, Pons. You gotta get yourself
a real girl.
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