Exceptional a one-scene script Scenes : Scene at a Yard Sale by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a yard sale. Ned:   Wait! Is that what I think it is? Pons:  What do you think it is? Ned:    Is that a 1938 Ford? Pons:  No. It's an Avon bottle that looks like a car. Ned:   Yeah! It looks like a 1942 Ford. Pons:  I thought you said it looked like a... Ned:   C'mon! I realized that during WWII they probably made cars out of other things than steel, which was needed in the war effort. Pons:   So, you think they made them -- out of glass? Ned:    It's not out of the realm of possibility. Pons:   It's not? Ned:    What's that you got in your hands? Pons:   An Avon bottle. Ned:     It couldn't be a compact 1942 Ford? Pons:    Who would drive it? Ned:      People who were shrunk to fit it. Pons:     People who were -- what? Ned:      Didn't you ever read Fantastic Voyage  where the people got shrunk to fit in               a hypodermic? Pons:    That's fiction. Ned:      There was a war on. That information               was secret. Pons:     You read it though. Ned:      It's obviously been declassified. Pons:    How would someone drive a bottle?              There's no engine. The tires are glass.              The interior is empty. Ned:      I'll bet it smells good though.   Recognized Author Notes Pic from Google I'm putting these Pons and Ned scripts back through to get an idea of how they compare to each other.

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