FanStory.com - Rudulfini Laughter Schwartzby Bill Schott

Rudulfini Laughter Schwartz
spent time in and out of courts
suing folks for false reports
and paying traffic fines.

Rudulfini's dad had left her
everything that's good or bester;
islands, castles (with a jester),
cities, fleets, and mines.

Now she battles by the dozens
all the bastard kids and cousins
from her father's many lovin's
with cloistered concubines.

When Fini's fortune moves along
from parasites and driving wrong,
she'll burn what's left and bang a gong
and make some new headlines.