FanStory.com - Witty Warren by Bill Schott

Witty Warren rarely works
he's enjoying all the perks
will let all the other jerks
slave away their days

Writing funny fabrications
with enough elaborations
to elicit fan citations
who want to know his ways

Meanwhile at the mills and plants
others work like army ants
just to keep the hope and chance
to keep on drawing pays

Prob'ly I should stop combusting
whining, "Warren is disgusting"
'cause he isn't knuckle-busting
but writing witty plays

Maybe I'll just quit my job
then begin to hob and nob
with my pen I'll write a gob
and 'slave' away my days