Exceptional 5-7-5 hilarious, uproarious epitaph Orange Clover? Oh, Range Rover! by michaelcahill A Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry Notice the 5-7-5 ... clever

Orange Clover? Oh, Range Rover!     Here lies Range Rover Claimed that he would rhyme "orange",                   or he'd die trying…   He leaves behind: 5 failed marriages 7 illiterate children and 5 unfinished poems needing one word.   Last Words: "What the hell do you mean, you don't get it?"   RIP     Writing Prompt Write a short, humorous epitaph for a tombstone of an imaginary person. Author Notes In Southern California, 'orange' barely has one syllable. Apparently, the rest of the world requires two.

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