FanStory.com - Long-Armed Bandby dejohnsrld (Debbie)

I am Deputy Sam, the Long-Armed Man
Son of Ol’ Sherriff Jo, the Rifleman
But ran away from Jo who’s always used a gun
I like my long arm and have never found a need for one

Up ahead we will meet my good friend Red
A sound man with strong shoulders and a wise head
He also prefers to forego a sidearm
As guns are dangerous and to use risks harm

Howdy, I’m Lou, friends with Red and Sam
We three don’t like to hear ‘Bam-Bam’
Preferring instead to hear music from
Our Long-Armed band and drum