Excellent Witty Epitaph Here Lies Mother Nature by michaelcahill Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry

Here Lies Mother Nature   OD'd on chemicals- toxic and funky She became a drugged out flunky At their mercy, she was mankind's monkey She stopped breathing, the earth was funky She smelled bad, she died a junkie   Writing Prompt Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

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