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: The Rip by Bill Schott

Jammin' Jeffrey ripped his pants

splittin' during a '50s dance;

I see London; I see France

and a boil that should be lanced.

The sight hits my brain like a comet

causing a projectile vomit

bursting like a gooey bomb it

hits the back of Tommy Zombit.

Tommy felt the globby burst

touched his back to feel the worst

then offered this reaction first

he blew chow in Chloe's purse.

Chloe screamed and thought to faint

mumbling prayers to some odd saint

thought she was tougher; guess she ain't...

Did I mention Jeffrey ripped his 'paints'?



     

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