Excellent a poem People : Faux Fred and Phony Tony by Bill Schott

Faux Fred and Phony Tony lied about their alimony to the lawyer of their exes from a phone in Fred's new Lexus An unconvinced divorce attorney took the long cross-country journey to discover if they'd lied about the funds now alibied He found them both at Trader Vic's with rented women and gold bricks the women were both nearly bare the gold was merely sitting there The lawyer cleared his throat out loud which silenced the entire crowd of party goers dancing 'round a pin drop was the only sound "Your 'used-to-be's' are sadly lacking the agreed financial backing that makes them provided for every day forevermore" Phony Tony smiled and said "Can't you see that me and Fred have no roof above our heads All we have are these few bricks to build a house that isn't sticks Report our state of destitution and join us in this prostitution" The lawyer made the call and lied that further funds would be denied  then grabbed a seat twixt gold and gals and made a toast to his new pals   Recognized

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