Excellent Mono - Rhyme (Humor) Rear View by JRaeVaughn

Exercise time, one... two... three... *hit! While touching toes my sweat pants split, But that's not half the size of it, The scale and a rear view admit. Behind is reason to commit, With britches in a tizzy snit, I'll squat and snarl, I'll cuss and spit, As double chin hangs down a bit. The barbells with butt cracking grit, Held up until sore muscles quit, Will make this skin a better fit, Now my arse is to sore to sit.

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