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Axel Basil Clyde DeCloy
a most extr'ordinary boy
Known from Corpus Christi to
The Bronx, Detroit, and Juneau Zoos
He is a boy with ferret face
Breath like pepper spray or mace
A disposition like a snake
integrity just like a rake
His frame is dense with body hair
And body odor twice his share
He likes to bite and chase the cars
Read dirty books and smoke cigars
In order to his actions thwart
It was decided by the courts
To have him caged, put on display
And moved from zoo to zoo each day
Today he'll be in Timbuktu
Wildly screaming, throwing pooh
Be sure to come and see this boy
Axel Basil Clyde DeCloy
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Writing Prompt |
Write a funny nonsense poem. |
Author Notes
rake=degenerate
cartoon from Canstock
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