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Funny Nonsense Poem writing prompt entry

Axel Basil Clyde DeCloy
a most extr'ordinary boy
Known from Corpus Christi to
The Bronx, Detroit, and Juneau Zoos

He is a boy with ferret face
Breath like pepper spray or mace
A disposition like a snake
integrity just like a rake

His frame is dense with body hair
And body odor twice his share
He likes to bite and chase the cars
Read dirty books and smoke cigars

In order to his actions thwart
It was decided by the courts
To have him caged, put on display
And moved from zoo to zoo each day

Today he'll be in Timbuktu
Wildly screaming, throwing pooh
Be sure to come and see this boy
Axel Basil Clyde DeCloy


Writing Prompt
Write a funny nonsense poem.

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Author Notes
rake=degenerate
cartoon from Canstock

     

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