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: Limericks VWX by kiwisteveh

Victor, a Veterinarian,
Once treated a parrot named Marian.
Alas, psittacosis
Caused this diagnosis:
"All she's good for's a Pollymentarian."

~"~"~"~"~"~

Wyn was a willing Welsh Welder;
Met his match; oh, so tightly he held 'er,
'Til his gas tank, corroded,
Abruptly exploded.
Twenty feet through the air it propelled 'er!

~"~"~"~"~"~

Xerographer, Xerxes Xantippi,
Photocopied the worm he called Zippy.
He rotated, collated,
Enlarged, duplicated,
'Til it rivalled the great Mississippi.

 


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At last that pesky X is out of the way - only two Limericks to go...

Evil Eddy is determined that formatting this is a major problem

Huh, just discovered Eddy's problems are caused by my updated browser IE11 - add fanstory.com to compatibility view (under Tools Menu) and this and other problems go away...

     

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