I hope you don’t think this poem is a hit?
With writing like this I might as well quit.
What reason are you posting this for?
Reading foreign poetry is a bit of a bore.
I would have made the background blue.
I wouldn’t write in an Arial format too.
Your writing should flow like ink from a pen.
It should show all the talent that’s within.
Making you feel bad isn’t my only aim.
But, your Luc Bat poem is fair game.
Please understand why you get one star.
I feel giving you two is going way too far.
I know I’m not new to the writing site.
Mute me if you want, that is your right.
I’ll just come back under a brand new name.
Standard reviewing to me is a fun game.
No, of course, what I’m writing is satire.
What you’ve written is made to inspire.
Your poem makes one happy to be alive.
Sorry, I have no six to give, so you get five.
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Write a RHYMED review to the poem in the contest description. Minimum 4 stanzas. No maximum.
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Author Notes
Please read all the contest requirements. humor and sarcasm are allowed.
With all the discussions about reviewing going around. I thought it would be good to poke a little fun at ourselves. We need to relax, writing is supposed to be fun.
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