When that great Oxford Don, Prof. Spooner,
Spoke thus to a sexy young crooner,
"May I please mix my fits
On your tooterful bits?"
She sang, "I would hang in Hell sooner!"
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| Writing Prompt |
A Limerick is a rhymed humorous or nonsense poem of five lines which originated in Limerick, Ireland.
The Limerick has a set rhyme scheme of : a-a-b-b-a with a syllable structure of: 9-9-6-6-9. See announcement for details and an example. |
Author Notes
Prof Spooner was noted for 'wixing his mords', telling one student, 'You have hissed all my Mystery lectures and you have been caught fighting a liar - you shall leave Oxford by the next town drain.'
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