Excellent Please don't read if you're likely to be offended by bawdine Occupational Alphabet : Limericks MNO by kiwisteveh

Matador, Miguel Muscato, Fought gracefully, molto legato, Till a bull who loathed phonies Impaled his cojones; Now Maestro Miguel's a castrato. ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ Nightingale Norton, a Nanny, With her charges worked wonders uncanny For she promised they could, If they'd really been good, Come play with her cute little granny. ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ Organist, Oswald O'Flaherty, With the ladies achieved popularity, For he said, "There's no flops When I pull out all stops, And my instrument's size is a rarity." Recognized

© Copyright 2024. kiwisteveh All rights reserved. kiwisteveh has granted FanStory.com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.