Exceptional Continuing... Occupational Alphabet : Limericks JKL by kiwisteveh

Janitor, Jenny Johansen, Had a bit of a thing for Ted Danson. After four or five beers With the gang down at Cheers, She'd have happily dated Charles Manson. ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ From Bosnia-Herzegovina Came Kinky kickboxer Kristina Her tit-bits bespangled All jingled and jangled, Resounding around the arena. ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ Linguist Lolita Longoria Wowed 'em all at the Waldorf Astoria, Where her talented tongue Caused the rich and well-hung To come clean in a state of euphoria. Recognized Author Notes Hmmm... I may be getting closer to the ultimate Limerick. Apologies to anyone who finds any of these at all distasteful - I am trying to tread the line between bawdy and downright rude and some of these lurch one way or the other. if it's any consolation I have discarded some wonderful rhymes and punchlines that slipped all the way down to dirty! Please note, these are now appearing in a book format so that you can more easily go back to check out earlier posts in the series. Cheers! PS Do I need to tell any young whippersnappers about Cheeers and Charles Manson? Go consult my learned friends Woogle and Giki!

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