Ditch-digger David from Dallas
Developed a crush on young Alice
“Why, you labouring fool,
I don't fancy your tool,”
Said Alice, quite callous with malice.
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Evangelist, Evelyn Evans
Always preached how to reach for the heavens.
What she did with the pastor
Was PR disaster;
Now her flock is at sixes and sevens.
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Fisherman Franky from Florida
Thought life couldn't get any horrider
Till one day in his catch
A young mermaid he'd snatch;
Now each day his love life's even torrider.
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