Anne, an artiste acrobatic,
Took to drink and became quite erratic.
She cartwheeled through Macys
In naught but her lacies -
A floorshow most melodramatic
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A Birmingham butcher named Bradley
Operated his bone-saw so madly,
Though he meant to make brawn,
'Twas his sausage got sawn;
Shortcomings affect him quite badly.
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Clarissa, a cute chiropractor,
Could not find a man to attract her,
Until Ben, a new client,
So supple and pliant,
Benefitted, became benefactor.
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