Arthritis is getting worse
Bones are stiff and sore
Chewing hurts my gums
Don't have teeth anymore
Energy level is fading fast
Find it hard to rock my chair
Got my driver's license revoked
Have my wife take me everywhere
I need to do more exercises
Jogging is not on my list
Key to living a longer life
Less stress, don't get pissed
Muscles are weak and flabby
Nose is getting awfully big
Overweight and almost bald
Probably buy a sexy wig
Quit smoking and drinking beer
Really hard to do those two
Still active on the sexual scene
That is until my face turns blue
Up used to be a problem
Viagra is a miracle pill
Wine puts me in the mood
Xanax helps me to chill
Yielding to old age is not for me
Zip code change down to Miami...~~~~~~~
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| Writing Prompt |
Write an abecdarian poem, using the 26 letters of the alphabet chronologically. An abecedarian poem is a special form of an acrostic poem, in which the initial letters of the words beginning each line or stanza spell out the alphabet in order. |
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Abecdarian Poem
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Author Notes
What a wonderful way to live out your life. Laying on the beach, sunbathing and relaxing. While enjoying all the beautiful sights around you. Now, that's the way to live your golden years...
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