Exceptional Song Lyrics Disgusting American Male by Curt Mongold

I like cheap hookers and pencil necked women that stay up and hang out at bars don't care if they're chubby or chewin' a stubby or out in the street chasing cars I like the drunk girls and toothless old ladies that fawn over me after dark swimmin' around the fat women in town I woke up with one that could bark! Refrain after each verse- Oh-- I'm a disgusting American male who thinks any female will do I may be guilty of chasing some tail but them ugly girls need lovin too! I like the big bellies and them varicose veins that travel a road up her skirt I like the nose hairs and some cigarette breath that smells like a menthol and dirt. (whew!) I like my girls cock-eyed with sweaty arm pits droopin' boobs draggin' the floor as long as she's goofy or skinny (or fat!) the last dance is my chance to score! Ref. Oh-- I'm a disgusting American male who thinks any female will do I may be guilty of chasing some tail but them ugly girls need lovin too! I like to see fish-eyed, aquarium glass starin' at me through my beer and I gotta newsflash if she's gotta moustache my hands will be rubbing her rear! I like to date hunchbacks with gargoyle toes and everything I said is true you could laugh at me but then I just might be the guy that sat down next to you! Ref. Oh-- I'm a disgusting American male who thinks any female will do I may be guilty of chasing some tail but them ug-ly girls need lov-in too! Recognized Author Notes Just some fun for those who enjoy it. Not biographical. Well, mostly not anyway. Thanks for stopping by!

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