Exceptional Humorous quatrains on making excuses Guilty as Sin by adewpearl

I swear I did not do it- her story is codswallop. Who listens to such balderdash from a two-tongued trollop? Each claptrap lie she's crafted I'll meet with calm refusal. Don't let her bunk befuddle, or her flim-flam words bamboozle. Her flummery's concocted, the whole kit and caboodle. I tell the truth and nothing but - Her claims are pure flapdoodle. She'll soon get her comeuppance, so poppycock, I say. The more she spreads her hogwash, the more I'll make her pay! Recognized Author Notes codswallop - nonsense balderdash - nonsense two-tongued - deceitful trollop - not a nice thing to call a lady claptrap - nonsense bunk - nonsense flim-flam - deceptive words flummery - deceptive talk kit and caboodle - all of it flapdoodle - nonsense poppycock - something one says to claim something is nonsense hogwash - nonsense I have coined none of these words - they're all in dictionaries :-)

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