Exceptional 100 word flash fiction humor Ewe Gotta Pick A Reason by CrystieCookie999 100 Word Flash Fiction contest entry Artwork by ABG Photography at FanArtReview.com

Two sheep named Ian and Hailey met often in the pasture, and they started a dating relationship. They liked chasing each other around the fields. They went out for dinner at cozy, little Italian restaurants, where they enjoyed luscious lasagna, tempting tortelloni, and delectable tiramisu. They went hiking, skating, and golfing. They even tried country dancing, line dancing, and going on a cruise. But when they came back from the cruise, they broke up.   Hailey's friend asked her why they broke up.   "Well," said Hailey. "We went swimming in the cruise ship's swimming pool. I just didn't like Ian's baaa-ckstroke." Recognized Author Notes I get 100 words in Microsoft Word. I think the counter here counts hyphenated words as two. Grew up with a grandfather who ran sheep for years. I always thought they must be secretly smarter than we realize, at least during the night time. But they put on a good act in the daytime. Thanks to ABG Photography for a perfect example of affectionate sheep.

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