Excellent Daddy in the Dog House Unfriended in a FLASH by Elizabeth Emerald Artwork by willie at FanArtReview.com

My father, Charlie, and mother, Dorothy, had invited to dinner Susan and John, a couple they'd recently met. My mother, after greeting the guests, remarked that Susan reminded her of her favorite cousin, Iris. At which my father exclaimed: "Good, God, no! Cousin Iris is a dog, pug ugly!"   Recognized Author Notes This is true. My father was not noted for tact. He almost died from foot-in-mouth disease--my mother near killed him. The Carrot Hound by willie on FanArtReview.com THANK YOU!

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