I enjoy being a dog.
It's an easy life for me.
Just hanging about
or going out
to piss up a lampost or tree.

I spend lots of time
Licking my nuts
and when I'm out
sniffing other dog's butts.

I've a cozy basket to sleep in
Always kept lovely and clean.
Three meals a day
appear in my bowl
Though not really nouveau cuisine.

There's a nice big yard to play in
where the kids and I play ball.

I'm a happy chappie.
Life's never crappy.

Not too shabby at all ... Woof.