"My Written Word!"
Written on February 20th, 2018
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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"One plus One equals Two"
"Then One minus One equals?"
Answer: "What we currently Own!"
"Nothing, Zero, Notta!"
...
"Waste all, Want all, Give Not equals = F******* GREED!"
"My Written Word!"
"Read well."
...
"This is My Written Word."
T.C.O.B.
(Taking care of business)
"Elvis 1962."
(REMEMBER THIS FOR LATER)
24.
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"What came first the Chicken or the Egg?"
"The Chicken of course."
"You need the chicken to lay the egg."
(In order to create more)
"Then why did the chicken cross the road and why do you idiots here keep all your eggs in one basket?"
"Don't ask Tom Enis!"
...
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"Now how did the dinosaurs get here and are they from eggs, too?"
"Watch..
"Jurassic World" or, of course...
"The Flintstones!"
"Don't you watch TV?"
"My Written Word!"
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"Are there really aliens that exist and in human form like President Obama and Trump?"
"Of course!"
"Just watch the Jetsons!"
"Stop writing Brett, Tom, Meia, Barb, Mermaids, Apky, Liberty, and Silvia Kenndy President!"
"And, don't you all watch TV and cartoons?"
"My Written Word!"
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"Now lets get serious!"
"Does the Devil really exist?"
"Well we have...
"Devil Food Cake!"
"Deviled Eggs!"
"Deviled Ham!"
"And a lot of devilish people out there like your F****** MOTHER IN LAW!"
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"Okay, then why did God create man in HIS IMAGE and not woman?"
"Well, the first...
"When God created Adam He realized
first, that there were no women?"
"Yet of course Adam was very happy running around naked (With his junk hanging out)
"In the Garden of Eden!"
"But then God decided he needed company?"
"So, He took one rib and only one and created Eve?"
"Here Adam, cover your junk with this Fig Leaf!"
(She was.Cruel)
"Which was a mistake because God should have used Adams Heart and Soul!"
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"So, does man really have one less rib?"
"They say so and does that mean just because man has one less rib... "Does that mean that women are better and perhaps cruel?"
"Yes!"
"Aren't you married?"
...
"So, of course, since woman has more ribs then does that mean
She is only good for competing in a 'BBQ Rib Eating Contest?'
"My Written Word!"
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"Stars are sharp and pointy...
"Planets are round and curvy...
"The Solar System, Galaxies, and Universes have what shape then?"
"Don't ask me!"
"Ask Galileo!"
....
"Now, if Homer Simpson marries Elvis's daughter Lisa Marie Presley...
"Then what will the name of their first child be?"
"Lisa, Bart, or Elvis?"
"And, did Homer cheat on Marge?"
"Why you asking me Alice!"
"I'm a writer not singer!"
"My Written Word!!!"
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"Mickey is a mouse and does Mickey love cheese more than Minny?"
"The answer is uite sinple!"
"SNAP!"
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"Now, enough of this crap let's get down to business?"
T.C.O.B!"
"Why are you here?"
"Is it just to write and review my garbage?"
"Just ask my friend President Silvia Kennedy!"
"Cuz she knows a lot!"
"And, she will tell you that this Earth and current situation is here what is called...
"Martial and Civil Rule!"
"Because we forgot to take out the F****** Garbage!"
"And we need to take out that garbage!"
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"You have heroin addicts and dealers
"You have rapeists and murderers!"
"You have thieves and you have liars!"
"And, you have Internet Users who steal from the savings accounts of the elderly and the innocent!"
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"You have bankers, lawyers, judges, and police officers!"
"All Dorty and all in it for the money!"
(Which is their honey!)
"My Written Word!!!!"
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"According to My ' Seven Laws of Judification."
"You have the Oil Industries!"
(Sucking the Core Blood of the Earth dry and polluting this Earth!)
"You have the
Telecommunication Industries and the Banking industry all in it for money!"
"You have the Tobacco Industry."
"R.J.R. Reynolds, Liggit Myers, and Phillip the Cat Morris...
"What the f***!"
"They too all in it for the money and are polluting too!"
(Us smokers and our children!)
"My Written Word!!!!!"
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"Lastly we have A lack of Religion and too much Pride."
"Just ask Sam Walton the creator of over Two Thousand Evil and Greedy Walmarts!"
"Yes, because of a lack of Monopoly Laws...
(Which went out in the '80S)
"It's all just Over-breeding and Greed!"
"Yes indeed!"
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"And then lastly, you have the friendly neighbor the Jones down the street!"
(Betty and Tom!)
"You invite them over for dinner on Sunday and we all go to the same church?"
"Practice the same religion."
"Take in the same Sacrament."
"And their children play with ours?"
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"Then why is Tom coming over to your house on his day off and while you're at work...
"Tom is F******* your wife Dorothy?"
"Is he the Wizard of Oz?"
"Bang, Bang, Bang!"
"Money truly is...
"The Root of All Evil!"
"I guess we have to ask Bill Gates?"
Approximate Word Count: 825.