A dragon in the bathroom, hm, could be fun
Think about it...
You could tickle his tail, watch him run
Think about it...
He'd bounce all around and jiggle,
Jump into the water, make it wiggle.
Think about it...
His tail moves the water,ooh, nice and warm,
Rolls up and down, even to your underarm.
Think about it...
Then he spews his fiery breath,
Evaporating the water, maybe a fiery death.
Think about it...
Enjoy the dragon before he's a goner,
On a teacher's salary,
Probably your only sauna.