She's got me so distracted
Got me all confused
Is it day or is it night?
Is it wrong or just not right?
I could be wearing different shoes

My mental Kung Fu weakens
Like a muscle overused
Her flirty little glitter wink
Warps the way I want to think
While wearing different shoes!

The long ride home is killing me
The choices that we choose
Replaying conversations
About sexual relations
While laughing at my shoes

Shes got her rebound boytoy
And a fading hickey bruise
All I've got's a front row seat
To the shit show on my feet
Wearing mismatched shoes