I met a woman who said,
that she would not deny me
I was so pleased with myself,
None else could satisfy me

This woman said that her life
And heart was in my keeping
I'd been alone for so long,
Hated to hear her breathing

So much of her proved to be
Too much for my company
So I told her to kick rocks
Then I changed all of my locks

From my time upon the earth
Which is so far from my birth
I will spend it all alone
In my comfy mountain home.