Humor Poetry posted November 16, 2017

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What my replacement parts do for me...

Dealing With My Age

by Wetbelly01

I got me a new Hearing Aid today. Wow! I can hear the things I couldn't before!

Got me some brand new Dentures, that seem to fit me okay, I can actually eat a steak!

And I like my new Bifocals, now I sure can see and not bump into doors!

Now what am I missing?! ....... Oh yeah....But, I truly miss my Brain!!

YAY! I'm Getting Old writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
This is a poetry contest, no prose. The style is FREE VERSE, no structured poetry of any kind. If it has a name ie, sonnet, haiku, quatrains, blank verse, nonet etc. it is NOT free verse.

The topic is aging. Feel free to use your imagination and ingenuity to approach the topic any way you wish. BUT, it must clearly be about AGING.

Your presentation is entirely up to you. You may use all your skills to make your piece exciting to look at and experience as well as to read.

NOTE: If you have to EXPLAIN your piece in author's notes, it ain't much of a piece. :))


Oh well, I wasn't using it anyway......
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