General Fiction posted November 14, 2017

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Don't Miss this Once Off Deal

What They Really Mean

by doggymad


Snap goes the clapperboard as our handsome dude struts onto the stage.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” he purrs suggestively, “I am here to make you an amazing offer, one that is not to be missed.”
With a flourish worthy of a magician plucking a rabbit out of a hat, he whips out the latest Smart Phone from his pocket.
“This little baby will change your life forever, my friends. Imagine no need for a watch, a radio, a sat nav or even a step counter. It is all here in the palm of my hand.”
The camera zooms in as Mr. Handsome taps rapidly on the matchbox sized piece of technology and produces a menu that would defy use without the aid of a magnifying glass.
“The good news folks, is that for the next week, you can buy this gem for a mere 5,000 dollars, a saving of almost 50 per cent on the RRP. All you have to do is log onto our website and use the code TECH5000. Just give us your credit card details, and, you can try this product at home for 30 days."
Screen changes to display details of this magnificent bargain and how to contact the company to avail of this once in a lifetime scam.
Flashing his dazzling white teeth, Mr. Handsome concludes his broadcast with the following reassuring comment.
“If you are dissatisfied with this product in any way, just return it to us and we will gladly refund your money. This is a no quibble guarantee.”
I wonder where the company will be when your account has been emptied and you have no phone!


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