"Mastering the Macabre?"
Written on November 3rd, 2017
By Doctor Ricky 1024.
"Hold on a second?"
"While I tie my shoes!"
(I never can taste them but not lace them)
"Properly!"
"Okay, that's better!"
...
"Alright, I need to sharpen my pencil now and that's been difficult some days...
"Also, stuck myself!"
"Okay, here we go?"
...
"My writing abilities are considered deep in the Intensive!"
"Really quite Extensive!"
"I don't understand why but I guess it is completely sparked?"
"Plugged?"
"Ears!"
"Can't hear!"
"Oh dear!"
...
"Which canbe...
"Spoctologically, Spoct tologically, logically or Ill-logically, illogical?"
"Which is quite an uprising!"
"And, never surprising!"
"Like. Chocolate Cake on a date with,Satan!"
(Always awaiting)
"For me!"
(Hold, gotta pee)
"On Satan!"
"Better...
"Used to be a "Bed Wetter!"

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"Now, I have to take my...
"Seven Laws of Judification."
(Based on the "Seven Deadly Sins")
"Which is an artist's ability to create!"
...
"The first thing you need to have is a form of intelligence an or a Brain!"
(Which I don't have)
"So, I fail on the first one but on the second one..
"You do need a heart by the way cruel reviewers?"
...
"Okay, so that your writing ability will be brought forward and have some kind of deep meaning you first need to poke yourself with your pencil!"
"Ouch!"
"Not me Ricky!"
...
"But I do have a Heart...
(Even though it is kind of small and Tiny)
"But it is bigger than the Grinchs!"
"The Grinch that stole Christmas!"
"So, I'm going to try and steal your six stars with my ability?"
"And, any great writer needs to be a great writer!"
"Ignite and Excite Her!"
"Your mind not your girlfriend@"
"Amen!"
...
"Now the next thing you need is a Soul...
Note:"If you can write from the Mind, through and into the Heart...
"And finally...
"Into your Soul."
"Most here do have one?"
"You got yourself a "Slam Poet!"
"You got yourself a Children's Author or Novelist!"
"A person who has the ability to bring the English word...
(Word for Word)
"And transfer it magically, into something that's Worthy!"
"Sorta like rhyming your words and creating songs!"
(Each and everytime!)
...
"Now if you can do this each and every time...
"And, your poetry is beautiful."
"It then turns into a song!"
"And, people tell you that your poem now reads like a song!"
...
"You then may or may not have a Gift?"
"And, of course with this Gift, we are now going to go to the last thing you need!"
"Yes indeed!"
...
"A place?"
"A place to place your Gift from your laptop, from your libraries computer, from your pen!"
"Or from your pencil!"
"Ouch!"
"Which, by the way, is very, sharp, place to Start!"
...
"Now put all your papers together so they get reviewed."
"And, keep looking at publishers...
"Excetera, excetera, excetera...
...
"We have FanStory and we have and we can do it electronically with Amazon!"
"Note: "Some companies will promote your work and help you do it!"
"Like Xciscebras, Authorhouse, Random House, or Dorrance Publishing."
(In Philadelphia)
"I personally want to start utilizing... "Strathmore's Who's Who."
(Which World Ranks me)
"And, they're the number Two Company recognizing people for their abilities to stick themselves with a sharp pencil!"
"Ouch!"
...
"They also do Publications!"
"So, that's something I'm going to look into because...
"I have almost 700 sitting around my house!"
"And, in this phone...
"That are itching to get out!"
"And be looked at publicly which is of course...
"Spocktologically, Spoctological, which could be quite enterprising!"
"If you're William Shatner and any likes to read!"
"Yes indeed!"