The Freaky Pick-up Line

I was minding my own business in the local joint

sure as hell didn't know the point.

People next to me were having fun

I sure as hell wasn't having none.

Here I was my hair needing a dye

but I thought for tonight I'd get by.

I ain't free and I ain't a looker

but sure as hell, I'm not a hooker.

Lonely, came here looking for cheer

all I wound up with was a warm beer.

Then this guy who looked like a geek

walked over to me and I thought him a freak.

He said, with a stutter,

"Your mammary glands are exquisite to view."

I said, " What the hell are ya talking about?"

Shyly, he said,

"Your female nurturers are delightful to look at."

I said, "I'm getting tired of your comments, you fool. Say what you

mean, try to be cool."

A minute went by and I heard him almost cry,

"I like your boobs, girl. "

I said," Now that I understand."

We stayed together the rest of the night,

an unlikely twosome, a night of delight.