Don't bite your tongue

by DR DIP

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DON'T BITE YOUR TONGUE (A WORD OF ADVICE)

Don't bite your tongue, just speak your mind
Blurt it out, I think you'll find
When you say it from the heart
The meaning's clear, right from the start!

I speak my mind, it hurts to bite
My tongue is swollen from this plight
I usually have my foot in there
That's when I've taken on a dare

Speak my mind, don't bite my tongue
I know this song has already been sung
But I'll screech it from each lung
On each word I've really clung!

Don't hold back, say how it is
If I don't say it I'd be remiss
Doesn't matter in which pocket you piss
It's on my arse on which you kiss!

So bite my tongue and kiss my arse
Show me that you still have class
It don't matter which arse you lick
Suckin'up always does the trick!

So don't bite your tongue just let it out
Just show everyone there is no doubt
You always call a spade a shovel
No time for small talk; no time to grovel

Just tell it how you really feel
Just tell the truth it's no big deal
Just remember don't be gallant
Life's 99% bullshit and 1% talent

dip

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Don't bite your tongue

by DR DIP

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