Humor Poetry posted September 13, 2017 Chapters: 2 3 -4- 5... 

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A chapter in the book Let's Laugh 5

Too Much Caffeine

by Barb Hensongispsaca

Carol Candy stubbed her toe,
Uncle Franklin told her so.
Sprained my eyebrow falling up;
drank spaghetti from a cup.

Washed the cat in the machine.
Took a bath 'till I was green.
Combed my moustache with a mop;
drove an airplane on it's top.

Ate some rocks to quench my thirst;
lost a race but came in first.
Took a trip to see the stars;
made mud pies from dust on Mars.

Typed a letter to my cat.
'Hit the road' with baseball bat.
Parked my car on Milky Way,
said goodnight to start my day.

Moon came out and kissed the sun;
trees grow short 'til they are done.
Pigs give milk until they're dry;
cloud poked rainbow in the eye.

Caught some fish while riding whales,
fried them up with jam and snails.
Fished for flowers with a pen;
poem's started - now's the end.


I had too much caffeine at work tonight trying to stay awake and this one just worked it's way out.

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