Do you like green eyes and spam?
Accusations all a sham,
Sulking, spitting pure flim-flam?
Most unethical they am.
 
Do you like them on TV?
Do you like their repartee?
Lacking in integrity
Grain of truth there? Nor siree.
 
Why can’t they become good sports?
And stop being out of sorts—
Bashing Trump and all he does,
Worstest losers ever was.
 
Do you think them ethical?
I think they’re pathetical
Even anesthetical—
Good sleep aid, I betical.
 
I don’t like green eyes and spam
All the time—ad-nau-seam:
Flappin’, yappin:’ “Get him out!”
Hatred spews from every snout.
 
I don’t like to say such things.
This is what unfairness brings—
Constant bashing of our “Boss”—
Retribution for their loss.
 
Doesn’t matter what he says
They nit-pick our battered Pres.
If he cured can-cer today,
Russia helped him, they would say.
 
I don’t like the way they slam.
I am angry.  Yes, I am.
Please just let the poor man be;
Let him help our grand country.

What has happened to respect?
Is that too much to expect?
Decency, civility?
Have they the ability?

Ethics and Integrity—
Oh, how wonderful it’d be
If, in future we would see
Green eyes speak respectfully.