Humor Poetry posted May 22, 2017


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A slave to the system

The addiction

by DR DIP

THE ADDICTION

I've got this addiction and it's really bad
It's the worst addiction I've ever had
Can't stay off FanStory and it's drivin' me crazy
I see all the glory and it's making me lazy!

Not doin'drugs and I don't drink or smoke
The only thing I do is write rhymes for you folk
It's getting worse, it's not getting better
It's flooding my brain and I'm getting wetter!

A FanStory addict! That's what I be!
I'm trapped in my status! Someone set me free!
It's not just a minute but every hour of the day
I've got myself in it, I can't help my display

Tried to change my status and go a bit slow
My wife keeps on telling me, it's just gotta go
The lawns are so long, the house rack and ruin
But the addiction's so strong; it's just all that I'm doin'

I need rehabilitation, need to go to a place
Where I can't log on, it's just a disgrace!

dip

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I really have a FanStory addiction and it's not getting any better! Every spare minute I am on here if not posting I'm reviewing..all between surgeries! The nurses and my colleagues can't believe it!

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