Humor Fiction posted March 28, 2017


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Venus and Mars

by Mark Valentine

Difference between men and women Contest Winner 


I am from Mars while you are from Venus.

You think with your brain, I think with my penis.

You get those hot flashes and won’t turn the heat up.

When I use the bathroom, I oft leave the seat up.


You organize bills and you pay every one.

I can’t find my keys and I once lost our son.

You talk of your feelings - get mad when I won’t

(I’d like to pretend that I care but I don’t).


You’re strict with the kids – I give them more leeway,

And let them go skateboarding out on the freeway.

The movies you watch and the books that you read,

Don’t hold my attention – just aren’t my speed,


And I think I can say (fearing no contradiction),

You’d never watch “Godfather 2” or “Pulp Fiction”.

In spite of these things on which we disagree,

I love you, and you seem to tolerate me.


Writing Prompt
Describe the difference between men and women, or man and woman, in 200 words or less. Your choice of form, it can be anything. They can be any age, babies, young, old, etc.
It can be as simple as the following:

Men are big.
Women are small.

Difference between men and women
Contest Winner
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