| Humor Poetry
posted March 20, 2017
...8 9 -10-
A chapter in the book Let's Laugh 6
Whoo Hoo! Whoo Hoo! Ah'm comin' through!
Ah won a cruise, that's what I'll do.
Ah packed ma bags, Ah'm runnin' wild.
No one can stop this nature's child.
Got things to do, Ah'm on the run.
Ah'm gonna have me lots ah fun.
Ah'm takin' lotion for ma skin.
Ah man's out there Ah gotta win.
Ah know he'll be so good for me,
'cause he said so hisself, ya see.
Ah gotta sparkle ... can not miss.
Ah gotta get me ma first kiss.
Been savin' up my money, hun,
'cause to that man, Ah'm on the run.
Ah met him on that internet.
Oh Ah just know he's cute, Ah bet.
Some fireworks he promised me.
Don't know which kind so guess we'll see.
Ah'm gonna drink from that ship's bars
and get some lovin' 'neath the stars.
So wish me luck, Ah'm on ma way.
You feed ma critters every day.
The cows get milkin' every night,
then fed their grain a'fore daylight.
Ol' pigs get slopped, just don't fall in.
If chicks aren't feed, they'll make a din.
Ah'm all packed up, Ah'm on the go.
Ah'm leavin' now to meet ma beau.
If Ah don't come back don't be feared.
Ah won't be forced, Ah volunteered.
Don't be upset, they'll be no harm,
just keep my critters, sell the farm.
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