General Script posted February 5, 2017

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Pons and Ned visit a gymasium

A chapter in the book Scenes

Scene at a Gym

by Bill Schott

Pons: This gym seems to have all the right equipment, Ned. Ned: Which one is Jim? Pons: Gym is for gymnasium, Ned. Ned: He a relation to them Crazy Nasiums we met in high school? Pons: You mean the Nacien brothers? No, Ned. You misunderstand. Ned: They was a pair fer sure. Pons: Right. No, Ned. This place is called a gym because people come here to exercise. Ned: So if I were one of dem Exorcists I'd be trying to get the -- Pons: No, Ned. We are here to work on our bodies. Like these people. Ned: That feller's pushin' that big bar a metal offa 'im while that other dude just stands a watches 'im strugglin'. Pons: He's a spotter. Ned: He a relation to them Spotter kids back in high school? Pons: The Spodder family? No, Ned. A spotter -- Ned: What's dat guy doin'? Pons: He is rowing. Ned: Ain't he missin' a couple thangs? Pons: Ah -- I -- Ned: He ain't makin' a lot a progress and I'm a certain dat boat ain't even D worthy. Pons: D worthy? Ned: Ain't C worthy. Pons: He doesn't expect to get anywhere. Ned: So he ain't dat crazy anyway. Pons: How about the treadmill? Ned: Dat guy dare runnin' and not getting' nowhere? Pons: He's running and that's what's important. Ned: I'd say da 'portant part a runnin' is getting away from whatever is a chasin' ya. Pons: No one is chasing him. Ned: That's purdy clear. I 'spose he ain't crazy neither? Pons: He is not, Ned. He is trying to get healthy, stay healthy, or improve his current status. Ned: We talkin' mental healthy? Pons: Ah -- no, Ned. Ah -- physical. Ned: Fizzy what? Pons: Maybe we should just run. Ned: From this here nut house? Now yer talkin. Wanna git some pie?   Write A Review Recognized Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.