Humor Non-Fiction posted August 30, 2016


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If it's perfect don't walk on them

My Pet Peeves

by Abby Wilson-hand


My grass is in perfect shape that does not bend or cross.

I mow my yard in the perfect form that is in my thoughts.

When I see them cross my yard my eyes I feel turn red.

So I open up my eyes and always still see red.

My carpet is always vacuumed in many lines that shed.

Shed the hair's and particles that make you sick in bed.

When it's dark and I'm sleeping, I hear them sneaking around at night.

Please I beg no foot prints of my blackened shagged rug ,because I wake up in the morning with vacuuming in my head.

Anyone can tell it makes me extremely mad, I can see you have walked across my floor's while I'm sleeping in my bed.

Why can't I control myself to not walk on my grass or shagged rugs?

With all the anger that comes around and messes up my head.

Why this anger won't go away with ease than anger instead .

Please help me realize it's really no big deal .

But I really can not help the way I think and feel.

So these pet peeves of mine you may laugh so hard you cry, but I'm truly serious so much that I could die.



Pet Peeves ? 300-words-max writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Pet Peeves; 300-words-max

Write in any prose or poetry form what your pet peeves are.

I limit the word count to 300 so Fan Story readers will read it, and all entries will be accepted so the purse is worth competing for ... $90

Think LACONIC.


My pet peeves are my carpet and the lines in my lawn ,they have to be perfect
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