General Script posted August 23, 2016

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Pons and Ned meet at a fast food joint.

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Scene at a Fast Food Restaurant

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a Mc Donald's fast-food restaurant. Pons: Good morning, Ned. Good to see you up and about today. Ned: Yeah! Nothin' like startin' a day out with a mighty heapin' plate a country ham, fried taters, and grits. Pons: I'm not sure they serve any of those items here, Ned. Ned: We too late fer breakfast? Pons: No. It's still pretty early. Besides, they serve breakfast all day now. Ned: So they jes' doin' eggs and such all day? Pons: No. They are giving people what they want. Ned: So I cain't get no breakfast in the morning, but I can slip in here at noon and get a plate a fatback and skillet fried okra then. Pons: They won't serve that to you ever. Ned: Take outs only? Pons: No, Ned. Ned: They deliver? Pons: No, Ned. Ned: What's this line fer if I ain't gettin' no food? Pons: Tell you what; the foods on me. What do you want that's on the menu? Ned: Guess I'll get a Mc Samich a some kind. Pons: How about a McMuffin? Ned: Ain't that a kid food? Pons: It's an English muffin. Ned: That must be why I can't get no decent breakfast?  We's in Angaland.   Write A Review Recognized Iâ??m working out Nedâ??s dialect. I have him sounding Tennessean to Mississippian to Texan. Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.