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An eagle thief snatched my wig off my head.

A chapter in the book Adventures of the Heart

Bald Eagle Snatched My Wig

by Liberty Justice

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***Bird thief plucked my wig.

Swooped down; snatched it off my head.

Warm nest eagle's young.***

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Write a humorous 5-7-5. It must have 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, second line has 7 syllables and the third line has 5 syllables, ending with 17 total syllables. No other rules apply. Have fun and make your readers laugh.

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One day I was walking in a wooded zoo, and suddenly I heard "Caa caa." I looked up and saw this huge black eagle with large black eyes and long clawed toenails diving towards me. In a vertical dive pattern, she aimed her out-stretched claws directly towards me.

Naturally, I started running and screaming for help. Everybody was laughing their butt off, as this eagle swooped down and snatched my wig right off my aching head, knocking me to the ground and stomping on my back. My wig was pinned to my hair, causing it to be tough to jerk off. Ha Ha! It was funny after I calmed down, but that was a scary ordeal.

I wondered if she wanted to build a nice warm nest for her young, or maybe she wanted to wear it on her head because she's a
"bald eagle." Get it-- "bald" eagle as without hair, so perhaps she wanted to put some hair on her "bald" head so she would look pretty for her mate. Well, may she wear it well or nurse her young with my brand new wig. I always wear hat when going to a big straw hat when going to an outdoor event.

CREDIT goes to dear sweet SweetLinda for her photo of a swooping eagle that is perfect for this crazy wild poem.
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