Humor Poetry posted April 16, 2016


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Limerick Suite-Poetry Potlatch Challenge

A Pill? Naw, A Mosquito Bite

by michaelcahill

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.


A Pill? Naw, A Mosquito Bite

 
You’ve all heard of Melvin Mosquito
With the serum for aging libido
One quick shot from his bite
You’d be dancing all night
And I do mean the naked bolero
 
Well Proctor told Gamble let’s get him
But, Melvin heard that was their whim
He bit Gamb on his butt
Proc became Gamble’s slutt
And the drug biz no longer could swim
 
I guess you must think this absurd
such a tale you may never have heard
It’s what I told my sweet gal
Saving my little pal
The truth that it had to be stirred



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Poetry Style: Limericks, Week Two. Write a poem of three or more stanzas, each one a limerick. To review limerick rhyme and meter, CLICK HERE.

***Topic*** Describe an interaction between at least one insect and at least one human. Personify the insect by giving it a name. Name the person, too, if you like. (Names create more opportunities for rhyming and make limerick life easier.) Point of view may be from the insect, the human, both, or an observer. Notes are welcome.


Ahem. They can't all be gems. LOL

Stirred=as in awakened or aroused or helped to a more attentive state.

This is not about me I can assure you, and yes I will prove it. HAHAHAHA!!!!!




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