Satire Non-Fiction posted February 29, 2016


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Satirical One sided phone conversation

Hello God ?

by DonandVicki

One Sided Conversation Contest Winner 

Hello God?
...
How did you know my name? Caller I.D.?
...
Oh yeah right you're God,
Anyway I just wanted to thank you
for answering my prayer.
... ... ...
Right, I know it's no big deal for you,
Parting the Red Sea, Loaves and fishes and all.
... ...
Right, Right.
...
Sure I will keep it short,
I know you are a busy Man

... ...
OR Woman, I always wondered
about that possibility.
... ...
Sure, sure, hey wait
I thought you lived outside of time?
... ...
Right, I won't push it.
...
You are most welcome. Any way,
I just want to thank you for giving me the strength
to give up drinking and giving my wife the strength
to stick with me, I want to dedicate the rest of my life
to making her happy, she deserves it.
... ...
Well thank you God but she deserves it more
and I want to thank you for her being my wife,
I am truly blessed.
... ...
And God bless you as well.
Wait, Can you bless yourself?
...
Oh yeah right, you are God.
...

Goodbye.

Writing Prompt
Write a one-sided phone conversation. Use ... to represent the unheard speaker. No quotation marks are necessary.

One Sided Conversation
Contest Winner

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Thank you God, Giving up alcohol was the hardest thing but losing my wife would have been so much harder. Thank you Lord for giving me the light.
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