Song Lyrics Poetry posted January 19, 2016


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The Lady is for Trump

by Mark Valentine

to the tune of "The Lady is a Tramp"

 
She turns to Facebook for all of her news.
Thinks global warming’s a liberal ruse.
She hates Obama, and his socialist views,
That’s why the lady is for Trump.
 
Hates immigration, it lets rapists in.
Doesn’t trust Muslims – can’t tell where they’ve been.
Thinks Fiorina is ugly as sin,
That’s why the lady is for Trump.
 
She likes those twelve strands of combed-over hair,
So debonair.
He’ll be prez,
So she says.
 
Cruz is a loser and Bush is a chump,
That’s why the lady is for Trump.
 
Nuanced positions she can’t understand.
Prefers The Donald’s more straightforward plans.
“Build a big fence” - “Drop bombs on Iran”,
That’s what the lady is for Trump.
 
She likes the way he gets deals done with ease,
Outsmarts the Germans - outwits the Chinese.
Never says “thank you”, and never says “please”,
That’s why the lady is for Trump.
 
She likes the bold aggressive way he attacks.
Can’t bother with facts.
Straight shootin’,
Just like Putin.
 
She gets goose pimples when he speaks from the stump,
That’s why the lady,
That is why the lady,
That’s why this chick is for Trump.

 


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Just kidding, Trump fans. By the way, you can't give me zero stars - I checked, so you'll have to settle for giving me one star and offering some creative ideas as to where else I might "post" this.

If you're unfamiliar with the Sinatra tune "The Lady is a Tramp", I'm sure you can find it on youtube if you'd like.
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