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a one-scene script
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Yard Sale
by Bill Schott
Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a yard sale. Ned: Wait! Is that what I think it is? Pons: What do you think it is? Ned: Is that a 1938 Ford? Pons: No. It's an Avon bottle that looks like a car. Ned: Yeah! It looks like a 1942 Ford. Pons: I thought you said it looked like a... Ned: C'mon! I realized that during WWII they probably made cars out of other things than steel, which was needed in the war effort. Pons: So, you think they made them -- out of glass? Ned: It's not out of the realm of possibility. Pons: It's not? Ned: What's that you got in your hands? Pons: An Avon bottle. Ned: It couldn't be a compact 1942 Ford? Pons: Who would drive it? Ned: People who were shrunk to fit it. Pons: People who were -- what? Ned: Didn't you ever read Fantastic Voyage where the people got shrunk to fit in a hypodermic? Pons: That's fiction. Ned: There was a war on. That information was secret. Pons: You read it though. Ned: It's obviously been declassified. Pons: How would someone drive a bottle? There's no engine. The tires are glass. The interior is empty. Ned: I'll bet it smells good though.
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Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. I'm putting these Pons and Ned scripts back through to get an idea of how they compare to each other. 
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