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Rant about dead toasters
A chapter in the book Geoffrey's Musings.
When is a toaster a 4 Lane Highway?
by Sankey
Our old Sunbeam toaster died the other day. A break in one of it's elements rendered it kaput. I was glad it didn't throw the circuits on the power board as well!
Sooo..... I went to the supermarket today, to get a new toaster.
A 4-slice ENORMOUS 'Rolls Royce' Monster! WAY TOO BIG to fit in the cupboard where we normally store the toaster after use! We have now returned it and got a more suitable one. In the interim, it was "grilled" toast! Sigh!
Our old Sunbeam toaster died the other day. A break in one of it's elements rendered it kaput. I was glad it didn't throw the circuits on the power board as well!
Sooo..... I went to the supermarket today, to get a new toaster.
A 4-slice ENORMOUS 'Rolls Royce' Monster! WAY TOO BIG to fit in the cupboard where we normally store the toaster after use! We have now returned it and got a more suitable one. In the interim, it was "grilled" toast! Sigh!
Sooo..... I went to the supermarket today, to get a new toaster.
A 4-slice ENORMOUS 'Rolls Royce' Monster! WAY TOO BIG to fit in the cupboard where we normally store the toaster after use! We have now returned it and got a more suitable one. In the interim, it was "grilled" toast! Sigh!
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Picture is the "4-lane highway" toaster that was too big for the cupboard!
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