| Humor Non-Fiction posted March 19, 2015 |
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Parolees calling the DOC for directions.
The ID-10-T Caller
by Quoiky
Caller: I needs to fine out where you're located at.
Me: The Department of Corrections, parole/probation office is located at 7825 North Dale Mabry Highway.
Caller: How does I get there?
Me: Where are you coming from?
Caller: From my house!
Me: Where do you live?
Caller: I lives wiff my momma.
Me: Which way will you be coming?
Caller: T'ords your office.
Me: What is the closest road to your house?
Caller: Maple Lane, but it be a dead-end road.
Me: Is there a large road or highway close by?
Caller: Yes... Martin Luther King.
Me: OK. Take Martin Luther King to Dale Mabry, then go North on Dale Mabry.
Caller: Do I turn leff or right on Dale Mayberry?
Me: Which way will you be going on Martin Luther King?
Caller: T'ords your office.
Me: Will you be going toward the airport or away from the airport?
Caller: Why I gotta go to da a-port? I don't need to go to da a-port.
Me: Who is your officer?
Caller: I don't know.
Me: Is it a male or a female?
Caller: Yes.
Me: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
And I thought teens were nerve wracking!!
Caller: I needs to fine out where you're located at.
Me: The Department of Corrections, parole/probation office is located at 7825 North Dale Mabry Highway.
Caller: How does I get there?
Me: Where are you coming from?
Caller: From my house!
Me: Where do you live?
Caller: I lives wiff my momma.
Me: Which way will you be coming?
Caller: T'ords your office.
Me: What is the closest road to your house?
Caller: Maple Lane, but it be a dead-end road.
Me: Is there a large road or highway close by?
Caller: Yes... Martin Luther King.
Me: OK. Take Martin Luther King to Dale Mabry, then go North on Dale Mabry.
Caller: Do I turn leff or right on Dale Mayberry?
Me: Which way will you be going on Martin Luther King?
Caller: T'ords your office.
Me: Will you be going toward the airport or away from the airport?
Caller: Why I gotta go to da a-port? I don't need to go to da a-port.
Me: Who is your officer?
Caller: I don't know.
Me: Is it a male or a female?
Caller: Yes.
Me: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
And I thought teens were nerve wracking!!
Me: The Department of Corrections, parole/probation office is located at 7825 North Dale Mabry Highway.
Caller: How does I get there?
Me: Where are you coming from?
Caller: From my house!
Me: Where do you live?
Caller: I lives wiff my momma.
Me: Which way will you be coming?
Caller: T'ords your office.
Me: What is the closest road to your house?
Caller: Maple Lane, but it be a dead-end road.
Me: Is there a large road or highway close by?
Caller: Yes... Martin Luther King.
Me: OK. Take Martin Luther King to Dale Mabry, then go North on Dale Mabry.
Caller: Do I turn leff or right on Dale Mayberry?
Me: Which way will you be going on Martin Luther King?
Caller: T'ords your office.
Me: Will you be going toward the airport or away from the airport?
Caller: Why I gotta go to da a-port? I don't need to go to da a-port.
Me: Who is your officer?
Caller: I don't know.
Me: Is it a male or a female?
Caller: Yes.
Me: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
And I thought teens were nerve wracking!!
 Recognized |
I relieved the receptionist at the Department of Corrections, Parole/Probation office.
This was an actual conversation I had with a caller.
Please note: I was not the permanent receptionist for obvious reasons. I would have ended up on parole or probation.
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and 2 member cents. This was an actual conversation I had with a caller.
Please note: I was not the permanent receptionist for obvious reasons. I would have ended up on parole or probation.
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