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Looking for A Mate

by patcelaw























Looking for A Mate

Here I am alone. I have thought many times about looking into dating sites on the internet to find a mate. I have looked but found that they are not at all satisfying to me.

I don't drink, dance or smoke, so going to a bar would not be a good option.

As a church goer, I find the men there have wives and not available as mates for me. So I am not going to be looking at church.

Oh, what should I do? I pondered that question for years and the best conclusion I can come up with is this, and it may be this is a bit unique.

Here's my plan. Make myself an advertising sandwich board. Go to the local hardware store, don the board and see what happens.

In case you are wondering what the sandwich board says, it is simple. Are you ready for this?   

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LOOKING FOR A MAN

WITH ALL THE

RIGHT TOOLS
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