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Grandma got Revenge over by a Reindeer






Grandma got revenge over by a reindeer

as she knelt beside its body Christmas night.

You might think that killing deer is useless,

but grandma always has 'em in her sights.


 

She'd had ten shots of Jack Daniels'

then started feelin' kinda' low.

Remembering her fate on that Christmas,

when a reindeer trampled her into the snow.


 

She woke up on Christmas evenin' –

shotgun shells were everywhere.

Her frail frame is sure deceivin' –

 dear old grandma looks like she could skin a bear!



Grandma got revenge over by a reindeer,

skinnin' him outside one Christmas night.

 Killin' deer for fun is sorta' twisted,

and somethin' about my grandma isn't right.





 

Now I'm really proud of grandma,

she's recovered very well.

But she's determined more than ever

to make reindeer live within a forest hell.


 

We both heard them sleigh bells ringin',

as granny dropped down in the snow.

It was then I heard the shootin',

followed by a very hasty, “Ho-ho-ho!!!~”


 

Grandma got revenge on all the reindeer

as she went into the woods on Christmas night.

You might not see Santa Claus this Christmas –

I'm afraid my grandma got him in her sights.









~Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!~